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At The Captain's Table Captain Hollister was killed off in Red Dwarf's first episode - but that didn't stop him making a comeback in season VIII. Mr Flibble stops for coffee with the man who threw the Dwarfers into the brig - Mac McDonald... |
1 December, 2000
Mr Flibble's right hand provided by
Andrew Ellard
Andrew Ellard
During his interview with Mr Flibble, Mac was approached by a magazine seller who offered to tell a joke - "What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute?" The punchline was unprintable - but here are 10 of Mac's that aren't...
| 1 | I thought it was a fried wet suit |
| 2 | Here's that sick squid I owe ya!' |
| 3 | Brown, why do you ask? |
| 4 | That's not nice, that's maggots. He's been dead for four days |
| 5 | And the Englishman says, Sherry |
| 6 | Well, that's Joe, but who's the guy in the big hat? |
| 7 | I was talking to the pig |
| 8 | Never mind that, just keep flushing |
| 9 | Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning |
| 10 | A brick |
| 1 | Two |
| 2 | Five |
| 3 | Three |
| 4 | Eight |
| 5 | Nine |
| 6 | Two Again |
| 7 | Four |
| 8 | One |
| 9 | 112 |
| 10 | 10 |
