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In Your Pocket Keyring

From Underground Toys.

Red Dwarf In Your Pocket sound gadget, featuring lines of dialogue from the TV series.

Quotes:

Kryten: “Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska.”

Rimmer: "Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.”

Lister: “Boys from the Dwarf.”

Kryten: “I’ve Been a complete and total Polaroid head”

Cat: “Ooaaaaawwwww!”

Kryten: "He's a smeeeeeeg Heeeeead."

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